this blog stuff is, like totally, great for meeting chicks; and, northern virginia is, like so, "where it's at"!!!
Well, I'll be. Look who is, all of a sudden, so much less anonymous in the blogosphere. And, he's hitting on cyber-girls at my expense. These two must be a couple of genius perfect tens. I guess nobody's REALLY dentally challenged on the internet. Rock on, Mr. Walters...and your little dog too.
http://harmanymusic.blogspot.com/2006/10/these-are-people-in-your-dog-park.html
posted by 100YearsOfTrash @ 1:46 PM
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
the occassionally anonymous mr. walters--and his accompanying alter-egos: schizo!--guarantees media availability for any and all reporters/bloggers
when he goes out on a date that does NOT include one of the following events:
--eating with one's hands (in a civilized, western, non-finger-lickin' eatery) because "y'know, i'm not really into silverware."
--"oh, i forgot i was meeting you there: i lost my phone and had to call my roommate collect from this payphone in bahrain to get your number and..." blah blah blah. ("didn't need a third...")
--excessive drivel re: how well-respected your dad is (because of his uber-masculine prowess on the Potomac Country Club's Tennis Ladder; remember that time he came back from two sets down to beat Justice Brennan last spring?) got news! your dad's a bigot. and no i am not an eskimo.
--"fugazi has done so much positive stuff for d.c., they're so great, so anti-establishment and their music makes me smile."
(um, no, babe: a) of all, your moustache is mas macho than mine. et nota bene: they and you ARE The Establishment.)
--"oh, i'm not 21. i can't go there."
and, finally:
--heroin.
-30-
"you provide a valuable--and fun and well-written--service to your local arts community by doing what you do here."
i'll be sure to issue a similar certificate of artistic appreciation to the 100yearsoftrash-blog, from my lofty pedestal, the next time i'm at kinko's. ;)
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