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Subject: Gouranga
From: "Neateye"
Date: Tue, November 7, 2006 7:32 pm
To: "Cory"
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Call out Gouranga be happy...
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga!
That which brings the highest happiness







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posted by 100YearsOfTrash @ 8:20 PM 

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

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8:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whoa! what is this? what's going on? que pasa "gauranga"? i've been calling it out all morning.

nothing's happening.

deleted posts, too? what happened to the 1st ammendment?

9:57 AM  
Blogger 100YearsOfTrash said...

in the interest of constitutionality:


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desires; beyond the elevationand moral culture of Christianity, as it shines forth
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revelations of Holy Scriptures. Part of the destiny of Americans lies in their daily
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Spirit."--President Woodrow WilsonFor Christians, the life and death of Jesus are
the ultimate expressions of love, and the supreme demonstrations of God's mercy,
faithfulness, and redemption. Since Christ's miraculous Resurrection on Easter, more
than 2,000 years ago, Christians have expressed joy and gratitude for this wondrous
sacrifice and for God's promise of freedom forthe oppressed, healing for the broken
-hearted, and salvation. --President George W. Bush"It cannot be emphasized too
strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but
by Christians; not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ. For thisvery
reason peoples of other faiths have been afforded asylum, prosperity, and freedom of
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don't believe in nothing; we believe in everything -- including Little Green Men.
- - Chuck ColsonI am trying here to prevent anyone from saying the really foolish
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great moral teacher, but I don't accept His claim to be God."That is the one thing
we must not say. A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said
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Christianity, by C.S. Lewis"Let every student be plainly instructed and earnestly
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Jesus Christ which is eternal life (John 17:3)." - - - The Laws and Statutes of
Harvard College in 1643 "All scholars shall live religious, godly, and blameless
lives according to the rules of God's Word, diligently reading the Holy Scriptures,
the fountain of light and truth; and constantly attend upon all the duties of
religion, both in public and secret." - - - Two central requirements in Yale College
1745 charterIf you stop believing what your professor told you had to be true and if
you start thinking for yourself you may come to someconclusions you hadn't expected.
You may find the Bible makes more sense than you thought or were told to think.
Allow yourselfto be ruined, ruined with regard to what you always thought could be
true. Can you believe what you don't understand? You and I believe everyday what we
don't understand unless it comes to the issue of salvation. - - -
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Framers intended to build the 'wall of separation' that was constitutionalized in
Everson. The 'wall of separation between church and state' is a metaphor based on
bad history, a metaphor which has proved useless as a guide to judging. It should be
frankly and explicitly abandoned. - - - Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court,
William RehnquistIn 1796 the US Supreme Court issued this ruling, "By our form of
government, the Christian religion is the established religion,and all sects and
denominations of Christians are placed on equal footing." Some 57 years later,
after Congress was petitioned to separate Christian principles from government, in
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are blessed whose God is the Lord."-- President Abraham LincolnTrust in yourself and
you are doomed to disappointment; trust in money and you may have it taken from you;
but trust in God, and you are never to be confounded in time or eternity. -
D.L. MoodyFaith and love are apt to be spasmodic in the best of minds. Men and women
live on the brink of mysteries and harmoniesinto which they never enter and with
their hand on the doorlatch they die outside. - - GK ChestertonBest wishes
for continued ascendancy,Dr. WhoamiP.S. Here's some blogs that I foundof interest as
I negotiated my waythrough cyberspace:Every StudentReligion ComparisonAround the
WellDanish CartoonsArabic CartoonsMuhammad or Jesus???Answering IslamIs Jesus God?A
Short Look At Six World ReligionsGod's Word in different languages...How to become a
ChristianWho Is Jesus? See The WordWatch The Jesus MovieSpanish CartoonsGerman
CartoonsChinese CartoonsItalian CartoonsGreek CartoonsJapanese CartoonsPortuguese
CartoonsFrench CartoonsHindi CartoonsRussian Cartoons'Thought & Humor'Only one of
these is amalgamated with me - can you determine which one??? Tell me sometime what
your thoughts are about all this:O)

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Posted by Dr. WhoAmI to 100 years of trash at 11/07/2006 08:34:07 PM

10:07 AM  
Blogger ac said...

If you look in the mirror and say "gauranga" three times, Jim Morrison will appear.

11:13 AM  
Blogger 100YearsOfTrash said...

holy shit!!!

i just did it,

& it totally worked!!!

11:25 AM  

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